Bad Movie Trailers

I've been poking around online and stumbled across two foreign movie trailers that I absolutely had to share. The first is from Iron Sky, a film about Nazi astronauts returning from their 1945-vintage moonbase to build the Fourth Reich in 2018:

I don't know much about this movie, but even though it looks awful I really want a Nazi moon motorcycle.

Of course, that trailer was an older concept version designed to help pitch the film to investors. Here's a newer one:

The second one makes it look somehow not bad.

Then there's Quentin Dupieux's film Rubber:

This movie is about a sentient tire which falls in love with a beautiful woman, and kills everything that stands between it and its beloved.

Awesome!

Finally, and I think this may actually be an attempt at a serious film, we have Bleak Sea:

It's a movie about a British submarine versus a giant squid. I'd bet the whole crisis could've been averted if the conning officer knew proper rudder orders. I don't know what he expected the man at the wheel to do when he called out "Hard left to the starboard!"

Now back to our regularly scheduled wierdness.