Wednesday, May 1, 2019

Bay Area Maker Faire, Coming Up Fast

So it looks like I'll once again be putting on a massive display of props and costumes at the Bay Area Maker Faire in San Mateo from May 17th to 19th.

If you weren't there last year, or you somehow didn't manage to see my display, here's just some of what you missed:
Booth Crew

Two Big New Things

ED Wide Angle

That was last year.

This year we'll be bringing back many of the old standbys as well as a few new things.  Here's a quick teaser of one of the current works in progress:
Test fitting

More details to follow on this particular quick and dirty project.

On top of that, on Sunday I'll be one of the judges for the The Second Annual Maker Faire Prop Contest.  You can read more about the contest here: LINK

Need some ideas to help you get ready, the best thing you can possibly have on your workbench is a copy of my how-to book, Make: Props and Costume Armor.  Get yours here: LINK.

Sunday, March 31, 2019

Building Captain Phasma Part 3: Rigging

If you're just now tuning in, you may not know that ever since her first appearance in a trailer for Star Wars, Episode VII, I've been slowly tinkering with a Captain Phasma costume.  You can read about the first two parts of the build here:

Part 1: the Helmet
Part 2: the Armor

That pretty much covers the making of all of the hard parts.  But now it's time to make all of the pieces that hold it all together and make it wearable like so:


For more information on how it all goes together, read on...


Monday, February 18, 2019

Building Captain Phasma Part 2: the Armor

So a couple or three years ago I made a replica of Captain Phasma's helmet.  Here's how it came out:
Finished Phasma Helm Front Right

Finished Phasma Helm Closeup

Now I'm almost done with the rest of the armor.  At this point I've completed everything but the painting and rigging.  It looks like so:
Phasma Rigging progress

To see how it was made, read on...

Thursday, February 14, 2019

Desktop Statuette for Fundemonium

A while back I made a series of lighted signs to point out the various departments inside a local toy and hobby store called Fundemonium.  It seems as though things have been going well for them and now they're relocating the entire store to a larger facility a little further up the road.

Along the way, the owners asked me to build a smallish statue of their mascot character, the Funbot, that could be given out to folks who stood out while helping with the move.  The end result: I made them five of these little guys:
Finished Funbot 001

Here's one outside the store itself:
Finished Funbot 003


To see how they were made, read on...


Sunday, February 3, 2019

Space Pencils Piss Me Off

A while back I was scrolling through my newsfeed when I'd noticed a friend of mine has shared this image:
Logic, Memes, and Nasa: Logic:
 NASA discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity
 To combat the problem, NASA sclentists spent a decade and
 $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down,
 underwater.on almost any surface including glass and at temp-
 -eratures ranging from below freezingtto300 degrees Celsius
 CCCP
 The Russians used a pencil.
"LOL," he'd captioned it.

Clearly, we can all agree that rocket scientists are morons and pretty much anybody with more common sense than a turnip would do a better job of running NASA.  


Pencils!  It's so simple!  Stupid scientists and their Ph.D.'s.

But here's the thing: pencil lead is graphite.  Sharpening a pencil in zero gravity (or even writing with one) will release tiny bits of graphite into the atmosphere.  Graphite is both conductive and flammable.  So when tiny bits of it decide to find their way into the relay-based electrical systems or mix with the oxygen-rich atmosphere trapped inside an early spacecraft, you can imagine how it might just maybe cause a few problems. 

Maybe the space pen was why we had relatively few American astronaut casualties while the Russians were blowing up cosmonauts like it was a national pastime.* 

Maybe, just maybe, rocket scientists are smarter than smug internet idiots sharing snide memes.  It's possible that the rest of us should stop trying to be snarky and acknowledge the fact that smarter people are smarter than us.  It turns out that years spent studying a problem make you better equipped to solve it than someone who's just seeing it for the first time.

In short, experts are experts for a reason and not all opinions have equal merit.

But let's take things a step further.

Doing even a tiny bit of research, it turns out there's a few factual errors in this meme.  First, NASA started off using pencils in space too because hey, American space engineers are at least as smart as Russian space engineers.  Then the folks at the Fisher Pen Company saw an opportunity.  The company invested $1million of its own dollars (and much less than a decade) developing a pen that would work in zero gravity.  They also developed a gel-based ink that would work in extreme temperatures and underwater.  Then they sold those pens to NASA.

After exhaustively testing the pen in-house, NASA began using it on all space missions beginning in 1967.  In February 1968, NASA ordered 400 Fisher space pens for the Apollo program. A year later, the Soviets ordered 100 pens and 1,000 ink cartridges for use on the Soyuz missions.  Both NASA and the Soviet space agency received the same 40 percent discount for buying their pens in bulk. They both paid $2.39 per pen instead of $3.98.

Fisher Pen Company then used this little success story to market the hell out of those pens.  You can still buy them to this day.  
After a few minor improvements, a newer model was used in the Space Shuttle missions.  Now they make several different versions in a variety of colors.  Here's a link where you can get yourself the exact same model I carried with me all through my Afghanistan deployment and still carry to this day: LINK  

So this whole episode isn't a story about how rocket scientists are stupid.  Instead, it's a story about why America won the Cold War through industry, capitalism, and innovation.  


But the real lesson?  Get your memes right and stop sharing stupid.

*I realize pencils probably weren't responsible for dead cosmonauts and there were plenty of casualties in the US space program.  This is a common side effect of pushing the limits of your technology to the bleeding edge in pursuit of knowledge and greatness.