I forgot to mention this, but it was the most intriguing thing I saw in New Orleans:
The main subject of this photo was not my wife (gorgeous though she is), but the sheriff's deputy in the background. I didn't think it was possible, but this was a genuine midget working as a law enforcement officer. I'd always figured there was at least some sort of height requirements you had to meet in order to be a cop. At least that's why I never really considered it as a career.
I had to be discreet snapping the picture though for fear of offending her. There's no telling what kind of crazy midget kung fu she probably knows. I mean she has to have something up her sleeve in order to be in that line of work. Just wondering what it was left me intimidated.