Friday, July 30, 2010

New and Improved Fitness Plan: Boobies!

According to an article at, a recent study by what I will now call the most advanced medical minds ever, there is a direct link between staring at women's boobs and living a longer, healthier life.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, the author of the study, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."  In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.  Apparently there's a correlation between the size and effectiveness of the boobs being stared at.  Seems logical enough to me.

It's clear to me that this also explains why women generally have a longer life expectancy than men.  Staring at boobs is easier for them.

So now I feel it's my civic duty to post a picture guaranteed to help you live longer:

Now thanks to the internet I've got a good excuse to go back to visiting the strip club gym regularly...

1 comment:

  1. So wait, those of us who are top heavy are just helping guys live longer when we let them stare at our chests?

    Huh. How humanitarian of us.