Thursday, January 12, 2012

Now Available: Ninja Garden Gnomes

The Ninja Garden Gnome is a master of sabotage, infiltration, and martial arts. A shadow in the darkness, he moves like the wind. The ninja garden gnome is as elusive as a raindrop in the ocean. You will never see the ninja garden gnome. You will never hear the ninja garden gnome. At best, you can only suspect that the ninja garden gnome is there.

When you place your order, you will receive no tracking number. There is no way to track the ninja garden gnome. No box will ever arrive. There will be nothing to unwrap. Packaging leaves traces. There will be no trace of the ninja garden gnome.

Once the ninja garden gnome arrives, you still will not see him. Even the most alert sentry and the most advanced surveillance systems are unable to detect the ninja garden gnome. You will not find the ninja garden gnome sleeping. The ninja garden gnome does not sleep. He waits.

Shown in the photo is a typical garden with a ninja garden gnome. Look all you want, you will not see him.
 Ninja Garden Gnome

If you'd like one, you can get it in my Etsy shop:


  1. Ninja Garden Gnomes will not be delivered on April fools, as ninja garden gnomes don't get fooled, ever. So get them before April 1st.

  2. Nice. I'll probably use that if I ever revise the listing. If you've got any other ideas or suggestions for content about ninja garden gnomes, please feel free to post more comments.