Thursday, January 23, 2014

Female Combat Garden Gnomes Ready to Deploy

She grew up just trying to fit in with the rest of the boys, so when war was finally declared in the garden patch, it came as no surprise when she ran right down to the recruiting center and signed up.

Feminine and formidable, there's nothing this lady can't do. Not only can she field strip her rifle blindfolded, fastrope out of a helicopter into the dead of night, and make a 20-mile forced march with an 80-pound pack, she can do it all backwards and in high heels.
Gnome Infantry Advancing

This little gnome is not to be trifled with. Enlist her in your unit today!

Here's a couple more detail shots:
Detail Front

Detail Back

I've got the first ten out of the mold, so I'm offering them for sale in my Etsy shop at  They'll sell out fast, so don't delay!


  1. Think I know what my birthday present is going to be. Love the Boston Legal reference in there haha

  2. There's a lot of detail in those rifles. Whole thing looks great.