Yesterday an insurgent suicide bomber was heading out to find his target when he stopped to say goodbye to his buddies and accidentally detonated his vest. He killed himself along with six other insurgents.
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Now I know there's no way this guy will be getting his 72 smokin-hot virgins, but I wonder if Allah is willing to prorate him. I mean, instead of 72 hot ones will he at least get half a dozen homely ones for trying? I'm trying to push the idea of having ISAF send his family a thank you note, a posthumous medal, or a cash bonus, but I don't think the idea will go very far.