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I make toys for kids who don't want to grow up. I'm on the lookout for new projects. If you're interested in commissioning me to build something ridiculous, shoot me an email.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

I've Posted a Few Things to eBay

Notably, one of my painted Combat Garden Gnomes:



Also another one of my Cthulhu Thinker bookend statues:



Check them out here: http://shop.ebay.com/thorconsignments/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_from=&_ipg=

More HALOween Pictures.

For those of you who didn't get enough, here's a few more snapshots from our outing on Halloween.

First up, here I am dressed as Leonard Church at the ATM:


Here's me and a couple of the guys posing with some girl who's boyfriend wanted to photograph with us:



Then there's this high school girl posing with me:


Here's Sarge before he put his gloves on:


And Doc all geared up before we pulled his undersuit back up into place under his chestplate:



And finally, here's another embarrassing pic from the build process:


I've been scouting around for appropriate locations for a decent quality photoshoot.  Stay tuned...

Monday, November 8, 2010

UPDATE: MARPAT Desert Camo HALO Helmet

In case anyone remembered my last post about this paintjob and was waiting for it, my sister has received her MkVI helmet intact.  Here she is trying it on:
Sheryl Test Fitting Her New Brain Bucket


She asked me, "Does this helmet make me look fat?"


Then she wandered down to the armory on base and borrowed a machine gun for some more pics:
MARPAT Digital Camo HALO Helmet

MARPAT Digital Camo HALO Helmet

The colors were not a bad match. More angles:
MARPAT Digital Camo HALO Helmet

 MARPAT Digital Camo HALO Helmet

On closer inspection, I should've added a lot more of the darker shades of tan.  Plus, with the different sheen of the plastic helmet against the fabric of her uniform, the helmet looks a bit too bright when photographed with a flash:
 MARPAT Digital Camo HALO Helmet

Still, I'm pretty damned proud of this one.

Stay tuned while I try to talk myself out of painting one in NAVPAT blue digital camo to match my Navy working uniform...

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

My HALOween Project is Finally Finished

Not long after Halloween 2007, I was sitting around with a group of friends and having a drink when the question came up, "what should we do for Halloween next year?"

Of all the ideas that came up, the one that struck a chord with me was the idea of building a suit of Halo armor, making a mold, casting a few copies, painting them different colors, and going out dressed as the characters from Red vs. Blue.

Fast forward three years, two ships, and one war and who knows how much money and I finally managed to get it done.

Here's a picture of the whole crowd together:


More about the build process and other craziness after the jump. It's pretty heavy on the pictures though, so if you're on a dailup connection you should go grab something to drink after you click below.

Unseaworthy Vessel of the Week: Love-Love the Forever Sinking Sailboat

Check this out:

Believe it or not, this boat is sitting in perfect trim on an even keel.


Her name is "Love-Love" and she was built by an artist named Julien Berthier.  Here's what she looks like out of the water:

All I keep thinking is that this guy must do nothing but apologize to rescue agencies wherever he goes.

"No I'm not in distress.  Yes the boat is supposed to look like this.  It's intended as a statement of the decomposition of..." 

While I feel bad for whatever Coast Guard has to deal with this guy, I feel worse for his neighbors in the marina:


Cool.