Combat Garden Gnomes are always developing new ways to bring the fight to their enemies. As their adversaries evolve and operational conditions change, it's more important than ever to have gnomes that can operate in any environment on SEa, Air, and Land.
Enter the GNOME SEALS:
Gnome SEa, Air, and Land (SEAL) Teams, commonly known as Gnome SEALs, are the Combat Garden Gnomes' primary special operations force under the Commander of Gnome Special Warfare, or "COMGNOMESPECWAR" for short. Among the Gnome SEAL's main functions are conducting small-unit special operation missions in pond, lake, puddle, garden, jungle, patio, sidewalk, arctic, mountainous, and desert environments. Gnome SEALs are typically tasked with capturing or killing high-level targets, surveying beaches prior to amphibious landings, or gathering intelligence behind enemy lines.
This little operator is posed just coming ashore, having deployed from a highly classified underwater asset. He's kneeling in the surf with his rebreather regulator still in his mouth and his swim fins hooked on his left wrist so he can rapidly redeploy back into the sea without a moment's hesitation.
Combat Garden Gnomes are scaled to stand just under a foot tall. They weigh around four pounds. These guys are posed in a kneeling firing position, so they're right around eight inches tall. These ones come armed with a silenced MP5SD submachine gun for rapid fire, close quarters, room clearing action.
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More silliness to come, stay tuned.
